Press Pause Radio's Top 5: Top 5 Games not to play in front of your Girlfriend

Man it's been a long time since we'vre posted anything...on anything. other than all of us working Full time as well several tweaks we've been trying to accomplish with the new Website look & update we've been constructing in the past months, there's been alot of hustle & bustle, but we do plan on having a new Episode out soon & I will also head up this week's QCF, but until then, here's list for this week's Top in Press Pause Radio, The Top 5 Games you don't want to play in front of your Girlfriend...

5) Rumble Roses XX

A great game on it's own as far as wrestling mechanics go, this is also one of the prettier games that was released early in the Xbox 360's life span being a sequel to the Playstation 2 title, RR:DoubleX can make you look pretty sleazy even when you genuinely enjoying beyond the expert "bump" mapping used. The wresting intros that can double as an intro to a Porno or Strip tease as well as the skimpy outfit options & "queens" match where you can force your opponent to do humiliating action & yet make her be "provocative" place this game proudly in the 5th spot.

4) Dead or Alive Extreme 2

So This is yet another game that can be interpreted to be pretty shallow & unfortunately it is the reality. I really enjoyed the original which was Dead or Alive Extreme Beach Volleyball where it was simply just just Volleyball with gambling on the side, this sequel is that & more but done in what feels like a broken & rushed execution, for casual fun, & especially if you enjoyed the original like I did, then I would whole heartily recommend a curious rental & even then if not too much & your a Tecmo/Team Ninja fan, buy it even. Not many people may have ever had the chance to play the next game but I'm sure you've heard it...

3) Sexy Beach 3

A very entertaining & guilty pleasure in the eastern shores, the premise of the game just like the previous two is it's a social Sim involving you getting to know one of many single & gorgeously rendered women on a beach in which you can develop a relation ship in a Virtual life sense in which involves "rubbing" & what not, the third installment involves a hotel & more emphasis on a schedule which can effect your relationship with the women depnding on how prompt or careless you are to their needs are, if your PC can run it, grab it but I know this one can sell for a hefty hefty price.

2) Bubble Bath Babes

One of the famed unlicensed persian games which is pretty much more or less "Mermaids of Atlantis: The Riddle of the Magic Bubble" but with different scene all depicting naked women, for the most part it's a nifty puzzler & also features cut scenes of dirty suggestions involving fictional rewards if you were to progress further within the game which I always found priceless, I would always liken the famed opportunity that I would come across this game where the seller did not know the true worth as this game along with a few others done by Persian games sell $500 even loose which is funny since this game also double as a prized gem within a collector's collection, & for the rest of you, you can ROM it you dirty ciphers you!

1) Custer's Revenge

I still can't believe that this game even came into fruition as all of the terrible messages that it get's away with. The premise for any of you who may have not already heard of it, A specific game developer by the name of Mystique released several "Adult" titles Custer's revenge being one of the early releases & really all the game is you're General Custer & you find a helpless naked Indian women tied to a totem pole & between you is a barrage of slow yet carefully shot arrows in a convenient-to-dodge pattern with with enough skill allows you to the other end in which you then "pork" away at the naked prize in front of you. Even as a curiosity to come across for those gamers who are venturing into their roots of Atari 2600 lore, I'd imagine nothing less than three days to a week of you playing solitaire on the couch every night for even placing this digital Lego like penthouse nightmare within your living room...

& that my friends is the Top 5, I'll be going over it within the newest episode of Press Pause Radio debuting tomorrow on all of our sites as well as iTunes so listen & comment & comment or message us! until then, please the significant other that you have or get used to playing solitaire...a lot